The.Revolution.Has.Begun

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Mon, 22 Apr 2013 16:13:59 -0400

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Mon, 22 Apr 2013 16:07:06 -0400

vandallsavage: just when ps3 can’t get any more real…..

Mon, 22 Apr 2013 15:55:21 -0400

vandallsavage:

just when ps3 can’t get any more real…..

theclayvision: Damn #PrayForBoston

Mon, 15 Apr 2013 22:41:51 -0400

theclayvision:

Damn

#PrayForBoston

heyfunniest: omfg sadasjdlakjda This has to be the funniest...

Mon, 15 Apr 2013 21:56:50 -0400

heyfunniest:

omfg sadasjdlakjda

This has to be the funniest shit ever.

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Sun, 14 Apr 2013 22:54:31 -0400

auerr: Koenigsegg CCX

Sat, 13 Apr 2013 09:31:52 -0400

auerr:

Koenigsegg CCX

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Sun, 31 Mar 2013 14:14:58 -0400

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Mon, 25 Mar 2013 20:03:05 -0400

bigbootygifs: Remy LaCroix

Mon, 25 Mar 2013 19:58:43 -0400

bigbootygifs:

Remy LaCroix

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Wed, 20 Feb 2013 21:40:35 -0500

the-absolute-best-posts: did-you-kno: Source My lovely...

Wed, 20 Feb 2013 08:44:12 -0500

the-absolute-best-posts:

did-you-kno:

Source

My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!

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Tue, 19 Feb 2013 12:05:30 -0500

niick4: danger-mouz: calirosegold: patronustrip: tootsienoodl...

Tue, 19 Feb 2013 11:58:52 -0500

niick4:

danger-mouz:

calirosegold:

patronustrip:

tootsienoodles:

freackthehopeful:

skylarghost:

weasleyrocksyoursocks:

seong:

I AM FUCKING SCREAMING BECAUSE THIS IS SERIOUSLY THE BEST THING EVER

SWEET JESUS

You have your mother’s cheek bones

godDAMMIT NOW WE’RE SHIPPING CUTLERY

TUMBLR YOU NEED TO S T O P

I hope this post comes back to me when it has a short story attached.

The Utensils were a happy family, just like any other. Fork was a loving, caring father, who worked at a bank, and Spoon was his beautiful wife, who owned a small business that allowed her to spend a lot of time with their son, Spork. Every day, when Fork came home from work, he gently clinked against the rim of Spoon’s face and asked how her day had been. She would go on and on about how her Aunt Bowl was letting anyone fill her up these days, and telling him he would never guess who they got a phone call from today (it was his brother, Knife), and he would just lean back against the china cabinet, staring at his wife’s beautiful reflective surface, and know everything was right in the world.

One day, however, everything was suddenly not right in the world at all.

Fork woke up in the silverware drawer and instantly knew something was wrong. He looked over to where Spoon normally slept, confused when he saw nothing but empty space. Or, at least, he thought it was empty. It took him a minute to see the small note left there. Oh no. God, no, he thought.

He picked up the note with shaking prongs, and read amid tears:

“Fork,

I’m sorry to leave you like this, but I just couldn’t face seeing you. It’s too painful. I’m not strong enough to tell you this to your face, and I know that makes me a coward. I know that makes me a horrible utensil. But I can’t do this anymore.

Do you remember Cow’s party the other night? The night she was so drunk she swore she jumped over the moon? Well, I met someone that night. His name is Dish. And we’re running away together.

Please, don’t try and find us. Dish makes me happy. He doesn’t spend all day staring at me, looking at himself in my reflection.

Goodbye, Fork.

-Spoon”

Fork collapsed to the ground, wishing he could tell Spoon that the reason he loved staring at her reflective surface so much, was because of the way her surface magnified everything around her, making it seem so much greater and more beautiful than people could see themselves as normally. Her personality did the same thing. It’s what he loved most about her. And what he would miss most of all.

I CAN’T EVEN WITH THIS FUCKING SITE.

bra..fucking..vo

sweet jesus i’m crying over cutlery

things like this make me happy i have a tumblr

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Tue, 19 Feb 2013 11:54:01 -0500

teamfytbl: 991 | Source | More

Tue, 19 Feb 2013 11:41:01 -0500

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distraction: clueplur: teachmehowtoglovie: dewogong: The...

Sat, 09 Feb 2013 00:05:10 -0500

distraction:

clueplur:

teachmehowtoglovie:

dewogong:

The collision between the Milky Way Galaxy and the Andromeda Galaxy.

welp, looks like we pretty fucked.

facts about this: 1. it isn’t going to happen for a while

2. we are actually going to survive this and the sky will look amazing that night scientist have predicted

i wanna live to see this

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Sat, 09 Feb 2013 00:01:11 -0500

madriche: so me, andrice and gabe got drunk and started...

Mon, 04 Feb 2013 21:45:55 -0500

madriche:

so me, andrice and gabe got drunk and started freestylin.

Forgetting whats forgotten is absurd.

aesthethc: Dat 619 Alien Abduction.

Sat, 02 Feb 2013 22:45:28 -0500

aesthethc:

Dat 619 Alien Abduction.